Brochettes à la Française — French Skewered and Grilled Meats

French brochettes are cubes of meat (and sometimes alternating vegetables, fruit, or offal) threaded on metal skewers and grilled over high heat — the French contribution to the universal tradition of food-on-a-stick. Unlike Middle Eastern kebabs (which often use ground meat) or Southeast Asian satay (thin strips with sweet marinades), French brochettes use premium whole-muscle cuts in generous 3cm cubes, seasoned simply, and grilled rare to medium-rare. The classical brochettes: Brochettes de Boeuf (sirloin or rump cubes with bay leaves between each piece), Brochettes d'Agneau (leg or shoulder cubes with onion and peppers), Brochettes de Rognons (alternating cubes of veal kidney and bacon), Brochettes de Foie (calf's liver cubes wrapped in caul fat). The technique: cut meat into uniform 3cm cubes (uniformity is crucial — uneven pieces cook at different rates). Thread on flat metal skewers (flat prevents the meat from spinning when turned — round skewers allow the cube to rotate, leaving one face perpetually uncooked). Leave 5mm between pieces for heat circulation. Season simply: oil, salt, pepper, and a sprig of thyme tucked between the cubes. Grill over very high heat (300°C+), turning every 2 minutes for a total of 8-10 minutes. The meat should be charred on all four faces and rosé within. Serve on the skewer, laid across a bed of rice pilaf, with the juices from the resting running into the rice. The classical sauce: a simple beurre maître d'hôtel or sauce diable (spiced vinegar reduction with demi-glace and cayenne).